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June 2013

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

Jun 19, 201327,364 notes
so i saw resetti yesterday

miraculoustang:

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this is a legit thign i am sad

Jun 19, 20133,755 notes
“If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give them all the same limits of the old ones.” —

Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com)\

I dunno how many which ways this needs to be said

(via alienswithankhs)

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#holy crap is their controller THAT flimsy?
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The 'yes or no' game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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Jun 16, 201315,476 notes
NANAKO! Dojima

greymon:

happy fathers day

Jun 16, 201318,697 notes

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

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davidstrider:

do you ever have weird thoughts like “i wanna get smashed and play twister half-clothed” or is that just me

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rneerkat:

musical-dreaming:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do 

sue she

Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.

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Jun 15, 201329,106 notes

hahaharuka:

if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa

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thebeautyofmoonlight:

thefunnygentleman:

Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me

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raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

Jun 14, 2013111,578 notes

rogue-queen:

did you know that if you go into your bathroom turn off the lights and say Spock three times fast he won’t appear in your mirror because that is illogical

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What your kids are really texting!

aduhm:

lol - laughing out loud

yrmoccfsr - you remind me of cottage cheese for some reason

dytkdwbmiisidlsoat - do you think Kirsten Dunst would be mad if I said I didn’t like Spiderman One and Two?

Jun 14, 201316,472 notes
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